Monday, July 10, 2017

Unique chicken themed gifts for the crazy chicken lady

If there is one thing I get a lot of, it's chicken themed gifts. I'm pretty sure that when somebody decides to get me a gift for any occasion they just think "chickens" in a eureka sort of moment and that's how the gift is chosen. Either that or theres a chicken farmer gift store somewhere that I don't know about!

I'm not complaining at all! I have some really great items in my chicken collection. I have chicken Christmas ornaments, chicken statues and a chicken jewelry box. I have an adorable chicken charm for my bracelet and several Murano glass chickens (that choice is kind of a twofer in my case!) 

Crazy Chicken Lady

I have accumulated chicken pictures and chicken pitchers. They really are different ya know? Stuffed chickens and rubber duckies in every shape and size. Funny chicken signs and coffee mugs. Clothing with chickens on it and dish towels with chickens on them too. I even have a crochet chicken oven mitt and a life size handmade crepe paper and burlap rooster from somewhere in South America. His name is Rodney, don't judge me!   

Whew, that's a lot of chickens! I does bring me to my point though. If you or someone you know are a crazy chicken lady like me, you might need an appropriately themed gift. Whether you're celebrating Christmas in July or just have a birthday coming up you'll find unique chicken gifts on this list that are perfect for the crazy chicken lady in your life!

All these links are affiliate links and go to Amazon, though these items may be available in your local stores too!

1) Farmer Barbie. Guys....she has a chicken! Barbie is dressed in jeans, a red plaid shirt and chore boots and carrying a white chicken. I seriously need this! It's listed for $8 on Amazon and I've been told Walmart carries this item in stores. This is also the new, more realistic body style Barbie with flat feet. 

2) Chicken Wine Bottle Holder. I have never seen one of these before! $22 and you'll just have to look at the picture for this one...because I have no words! Cute though, right?


3) Chicken scarf. This sheer white scarf is 71 X 35 inches approx and is covered with chickens in multiple colors. So cute! I definitely need this one. Only $8. 


4) Chicken Family Decal set. This is the cutest sticker family ever! (so much better then stick figure people!) This chicken decal set has a rooster, a hen and 4 chicks. The set is $5. There's also an additional  Crazy Chicken Lady hen decal if you want to go all out chicken across the back of your car!


5) Chicken shaped flash drive. Well what else are you going to store all your chicken pictures on? 8GB and under $10.

6) White Onesie Chicken Pajama Costume. You read that right! Chicken PJ's! Less then $30 to dress up as your favorite chicken! Complete with comb, eyes and beak on the hood and a little tail on the back side!

7) Chicken Shit Candle. Best I can figure is that this is fruit based scent. Cute graphics, comes in several sizes. $6 for the 4oz tin container candle. Kind of a gag gift, but actually useful.


8) Customized Chicken Necklace. Now there are a lot of chicken necklaces available, but I like this one because you can chose the chain length, color of the crystal and the initial charm. It's fairly dainty and under $20


9) Your wife, My Wife men's t-shirt.  Show your farmer husband pride with this chicken lady wife T-shirt. Available in 5 colors and 6 sizes. $20.


10) In the 'a little bit disturbing' category we have 50 Shades Of Chicken. This is a parody cookbook of recipes set to the theme of  50 shades of grey. Slightly off humor, a little bit bizarre and sure to make you laugh at the outlandish descriptions...I can't vouch for the recipes though, you'll have to try them yourself. Interestingly, it has great reviews! $3 on Kindle and print editions are available too. 


I just had to include this next one!

Ask Exploding Chicken:  If you have an Alexa device, it is free to enable the Ask Exploding Chicken which will "amaze you with a variety of poultry-related facts, punctuated by the occasional explosion. You know you want some."  Seriously...those of us with Google devices are jealous! 

As you can see I chose mostly 'outside the box' ideas for this list. If you're going to go for a theme gift, you might as well stand out from the crowd right? I hope this list of gifts for chicken keepers is useful to  you...and if you know of something awesome that I left out shoot me a message o leave a comment  and  I'll check it out! (I'm always looking for cool chicken themed items!)

~L 
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3 comments:

  1. Oh wow I didn't know they made so many chicken themed gifts! Thanks for sharing with us at #overthemoon. Have a great week!

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