It's the last weekend of the month! Time to kick back, relax and kiss this stressful week goodbye! Let's start it out laughing...
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
Q: How many eggs can you put in an empty basket?
A: Only one – after that it’s not empty any more!
Q: What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?
A: The bombshell!