Years ago I used to write a weekly series of chicken & egg jokes, cartoons and funny stories called Friday Funnies. I would publish old jokes i knew, ones readers would send me etc. At the time blogs were more like online diaries, unlike today when they're more like information banks.
Anyway, somewhere along the line I was advised to remove all of these short posts because that's the way blogs were expected to be now. *rolls eyes* Obviously I believed it. Not really sure if it's true or not, but I digress.
Recently chicken jokes came up and a long time reader asked me about the joke series and the idea came up to consolidate them into one post. So basically that was a really long intro to say: here are all the chicken jokes that I published to the blog over 2 years.
Related reading: Funny Chicken Coop Names!
So let's do things funny side up today!
45+ Funny Chicken Jokes
Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Chicken!Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets maybe your keys are there!
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a guitar?
A: A chicken that makes music when you pluck it.
Q: How do comedians like their eggs?
A: Funny side up!
Q: How many eggs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Eggs don't have hands.
Q: What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?
A: New Yolk City!
Q: What do chickens grow on?
A: Eggplants!
Q: What do you get when a hen lays her egg on a hill?
A: An egg roll!
Q: How do monsters like their eggs?
A: Terri-fried!
Q: Why does a chicken coop stink?
A: Too much fowl odor!
Q: What do you call a chicken test?
A: Eggs-amination!
Q: What do you call an egg that goes on an adventure?
A: An eggs-plorer!
Q: Why couldn't the hen find her eggs?
A: She mislaid them!
Q: What do you call a mischievous egg?
A: A practical yolker.
Q: What kind of chicken haunts a house?
A: A poultrygeist!
Probably would help to call an eggsorcist!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet smarter than I look!
Q: What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
A: They egg-celerated!
Q: What does the hen say when she ran into the rooster?
A: EGGScuse me!
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
A: An eggs-traterrestrial!
Q: What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
A: The hen-trance.
Q: Why are chickens so well groomed?
A: Because they always have a comb!
Q: What did the hen say to her chick at nap time?
A: I don't want to hear a peep out of you!
Q: Why does a chicken stand on one foot?
A: Because if she lifted the other one, she’d fall over!
Q: Why do chickens rinse their mouths out with soap?
A: Because of all their fowl language!
Q: Where are chicks born?
A: In Chick-ago.
Q: Why do chickens make good bankers?
A: They like to have a nest egg!
Q: Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
A: All they ever said was "Bach Bach Bach!"
Q: What grows on yolk trees?
A: Egg-corns!
Q: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
A: He sensed fowl play
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
A: To make up for a bad summer.
Q: Why couldn't the egg get good reception on her TV?
A: Because the channels were all scrambled!
Q: Why can't you tease egg whites?
A: Because they can’t take a yolk!
Q: Why don't chickens like bakers?
A: They beat eggs!
Q: What side of the chicken has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: What kind of movies do hens like?
A: Chick flicks!
Q: Why was the hatchling shy?
A: She had a hard time coming out of her shell.
Q: Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
A: Because 4 doors would make it a sedan!
Q: What's a chickens least favorite day?
A: Fry-day!
Q: What do you call a chicken that tells jokes?
A: A comedi-hen!
Q: Why didn't the hen go to KFC?
A: It wasn't on her bucket list!
Q: Why did the rooster go to KFC?
A: He wanted to see a chicken strip!
Q: Why do chickens gossip?
A: Talk is cheep!
Q: What is a roosters favorite part of a car?
A: The egg-celerator!
Q: What do you call someone who knows all about chickens?
A: An eggspert!
Q: What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A: A chicken tender!
Q: How do you know if a chicken joke is good?
A: It cracks you up!
Well that is all I got for you today! I will continue to add jokes as I hear new ones and feel free to comment below with your favorite chicken joke!
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~L
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